How many times can a girl be called “Lovely Lily” before she explodes? Lord knows I’ve tried to convince the universe that I have a mean streak three miles long, but the universe refuses to listen. So now I have proof. Absolute proof. Proof thrice over.
- According to the Zimbio Star Wars personality quiz, I am DARTH VADER!!! (Nasty bastard!)
- According to this video here, I have a killer high kick, and you don’t wanna mess with me! (Ninja mum!)
- And, according to the contract I signed in the disappearing juice of a lemon, I am also Lily “Beanie Queen” Malone, she of the Naughty Ninjas. (Look! I even have my own ICON. Doesn’t it look nasty! Bwhahahahahaaaa.) No. It’s not pink. It’s puce-coloured.
So who are the Naughty Ninjas?
I am SOOO glad you asked! Let me read you our marketing blurb so you can start quaking:
“We’re six mean, lean, silent and deadly… cupcakes. Romantic, fluffy cupcakes who write stuff designed to give you all the feels.”
“WHAT! Noooooooooo. Damn you universe!” *Shakes Fist At Universe*
Reads on: “We write about lurv and naughty goings on, and people should go find our books and read them because our mums all say they are AWESOME.”
*Shakes First At Universe Some More*
Reads on: “We decided to see what would happen if all six author brains pulled together in a tandem effort, like a team of eager but easily distracted huskies tied to a giant, mutant sled.”
“Ooh… Huskies, hey? I love huskies, and I always wanted to go sledding… all that lovely white snow…”
… To Be Continued
(When The Beanie Queen Finishes Sledding)